SweetBands: The World’s Greatest Stocking-Stuffer*

We at SweetBands fully appreciate the war between the Santa-fearing, Christian traditionalists and the secular progressive agenda. Trust us, we want nothing to do with the debate over whether October through December is “Christmas Season” or “The Holidays.” We define “Stocking-Stuffer” in the broadest of terms: a small, novel present equally appropriate for Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Christmas, or whatever else you celebrate. Simply put, it’s a gift that illicits an “Ahhhh, sweet!” response roughly translatable to “This is something I didn’t expect and I appreciate the thought you put into surprising me. While this present won’t change my life dramatically, I do think it will bring me unexpected happiness. Further, I’m glad you didn’t spend a bunch of money because I would have felt guilty for the lowly US Weekly/Piece of fruit/Mach 3 refills I bought for you.”

We believe a SweetBand is the perfect stocking-stuffer for Christmas morning with the family, the holiday party at work, or if you’re twelve and have a secret boyfriend/girlfriend at school. They’re relatively inexpensive (or VERY inexpensive if you’re Mitt Romney and can throw $10,000 bets around), unique, and the perfect size for stocking stuffing. To confirm our theory, we recently submitted a SweetBand for independent review by the International Stocking-Stuffer and Small Gift Association (ISSGA). While we didn’t win the overall prize, SweetBands were tops in the “$9-$11 Stocking-Stuffer” category.

Stop stressing about holiday shopping and get your loved ones the simplest and best gift imaginable – a SweetBand. And while you’re at it, check out this awesome, stress-reducing chart detailing the last day to ship your SweetBand to make sure it arrives by December 25th.

Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas/Joyous Kwanzaa/Happy Hanukkah/Festivus Maximus,

- SweetBands

* “$9-$11 Stocking-Stuffer Category,” ISSGA Annual Review-2011

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