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The Gay Band Comes Out

After years of plump, asexual girlfriends, theatrical hand gestures, and suspicions among friends, the Gay Band has finally come out. His family remains ever supportive… We’re just so happy for him. I mean, I knew all along. I think we all did. We love him very much. – Mom...

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The Drunk Band

Here at SweetBands, it’s sometimes REALLY easy to get caught up in our work. Take, for instance, the first draft of our press release for the Drunk Band: Day runk and leashes tahday! Is plushhhh and grine staymen peez fur da fashin forwer loosh. Allzo werkz in uh sane...

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MOUSTACHETTE Featured On MTV’s Buzzworthy

Well, it was bound to happen eventually…the world catches wind of the wonder and magic that is Moustachette. Swing on over to MTV’s Buzzworthy Blog for a full write-up on the film and a fascinating read about the teaser trailer for Joe Jonas’ (screams!) new video. While we’re not...

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MOUSTACHETTE Premieres on SweetBands

The story of Moustachette is a tale as old as time. You see, Moustachette was raised a poor, black child from Mississippi. It grew up with 3 brothers, 2 sisters, and Ma (Pa done runned off) in a one room shack near Peterson’s Swamp, LA. While times were tough,...

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SweetBands Announces Candidacy for 2012 Republican Presidential Ticket

In a move that shocked no one except Sarah Palin, SweetBands filed their paperwork with the RNC on Tuesday. “This is just the beginning of a long road, but we feel confident that the American people will see our platform for what it is – Deregulated Capitalism,” stated SweetBands spokesperson,...

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An Ode to Stache Stylings

When people think of the Stache, they think of small mustaches and sweat. Personally, mustaches and sweat immediately make me think of my balls. What if balls had less of a full covering of pubic hair but instead had a small mustache at the base of the scrotum? You...

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