Band Heads Bio: Tim Hook

Sweetbands Social Member
Name: Tim Hook
Sex: Male
Age: 33
Occupation: Video Editor
Favorite Band: The La Jolla

“For years, I thought that having wolf nipples would keep me from ever finding true love. Every time I became intimate with a woman, I would begin lactating and a strong smell of the woods would fill the room. I started to see a change in myself after I purchased my first SweetBand. My wolf nipples immediately shrank and stray dogs stopped following me. Eventually, the nipples hardened, scabbed over, and fell off in my sleep. I did have to buy new sheets, but the wolf nipples are gone and I’ve never felt better. I’ve even fully accepted my dolphin penis.”

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