Ryan Borre

Band Heads Bio: Ryan Borre

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Name: Ryan Borre
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Occupation: Barista
Favorite Band: The Stache

“At first, I thought mustaches were for the extremely gay or the extremely straight. I fall somewhere in between. I always dreamed of having a way to sport a mustache without having straight guys want to fight me and gay guys want to do me. The Stache is truly a dream come true. It is the only way to say “Yeah, I have a tough looking mustache. But don’t kid yourself, my headband matches my blouse and it’s no accident.”

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