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Band Heads Bio: Christopher Waldo

Sweetbands Social Member
Name: Christopher Waldo
Sex: male
Age: 42
Occupation: Unemployable
Favorite Band: The Stache

“Having never worn a sweatband I was hesitant at first. But one day, while jogging, sweat dripped down my brow directly into my eyes. It was terrifying. It felt like a thousand virgin hornets released their sexual aggression on my eyeballs all at once. I fell to the ground grasping my face and screamed ‘This ends now!’ I immediately went home and ordered a SweetBand. I can now jog pain-free as long as I stay away from the thousand virgin hornets that are constantly chasing me. Also, I am schizophrenic.”

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