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SWEAT GUTR…SWEATBAND?

Meet Sweat GUTR… Marketed as the “Ultimate Sweatband,” its “patented technology” funnels sweat away from the eyes and “increases vision by reducing fogging and streaking in glasses.” It’s also adjustable for “maximum comfort.” Can we just come out and say it?…What a crock of s*&%. This is what happens...

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Letter From A SweetBand Customer

Email From A SweetBand Customer

[SB NOTE - We typically get emails from the SweetBand community about SweetBand ownership - "If I order a SweetBand, will my friends be overcome with jealousy? If so, should I care?", "I received my first SweetBand last week and women keep throwing themselves at me. At first it...

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SweetBands MixTape V03 – “The Nado”

SweetBands Summer Is Here! Summertime sweaty head got you down? SweetBands to the rescue! To some, summer is about good-looking young professionals sweltering in an urban setting before one of them opens a Coors Light and the world’s most irresponsible, out-of-control train comes crashing through the city and sends...

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BAND HEADS BIO: DANNY DIETRICK

SweetBands Alpha (Texas Chapter) Name: Danny Dietrick Sex: Male Hometown: NOLA, baby! Occupation: Rockstar and Father Favorite Band: The La Jolla & The Drunk We first met Danny at the steeplechase near Roland Garros (Auteuil?) and were immediately taken by his bemused outlook on the ironies of ex-pat life – “I...

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